It be Bi-Beard tha Pirate!
Oi! Don't ye dare triffle with Bi-Beard tha Pirate! She be tha most feared Pirate in all tha Lands!
She be SO unpredictable, that one may never know just which eye her patch be protectin'!
She may be fair and she may NOT, but there definitely be ONE thing she's GOT!
An' nobody knows just what is so precious to her...